Aziz Ansari, My Daughter, and The “Birds & The Bee’s”.

Breaking news this past weekend included an incredible comeback from the Minnesota Vikings, and Aziz Ansari’s sexual escapades. Katie Way's article, I went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life revealed that the geeky little comedic genius is now a sexual predator, according to the anonymous “Grace”, Ansari’s [...]

My Skincare Faves

If you knew me anywhere between the ages of eleven and eighteen, I truly apologize. My skin was so oily and gross that one boy actually asked me why my forehead was so bumpy. Since I had a major crush on him, that comment made me feel really great about myself. It took a long time [...]

Tattle Tales

I am all fucking set with tattletaling. I would love to argue that this age-old childhood practice has reignited itself in the modern parenting era, where parents have picked up a second job as playground referee instead of parking our asses on the bench and enjoying a moment of “peace”. But I know that’s not [...]

Maine and Cape Cod

Since it's literally the last day of summer, I figured it was the perfect time to share some pictures from the last leg of our vacation. I apologize to all of you who have already moved on to pumpkin spice lattes and apple picking. I'm still holding onto the very last bit of summer. After [...]

Why I’m Not Married (Yet)

One of the most common questions I get about my relationship, aside from how we met, (everyone thinks we met online because of our age difference) is, "are you going to get married?”   It's a very reasonable question. Greg and I have been together for almost eight years, we have two children together, and [...]


We just got home from a three week vacation and it's been soooo long since I've updated on the blog! I "forgot" to bring my laptop, and by forgot I mean I actually forgot because I had to pack for four people and I also didn't pack any socks for Greg but lets not get [...]

Funny Shit Maddy Says

If you've never met Maddy, you should really figure out a way to hang out with her. Her schedule is jam-packed with camp, track, and Shopkins, but I bet you can work something out. When she's not rolling her eyes at me, she really is riot. Sometimes I post our funny conversations on Facebook, and [...]