Pregnancy Joys

So incase you didn’t watch the video I posted a few days ago (rude), I am pregnant.

I am not one of those women who enjoys being pregnant. I love the little prize that comes at the end, but I am all set with the pregnancy part and really feel that its an inconvenience to women (but lets be real I love that I get to do something that Greg is physically incapable of doing). It is really hard for me to believe when women tell me they enjoy being pregnant, like actually ENJOY it. Nope, it’s just not true. I deny that woman her own opinion.

Don’t get me wrong, the whole baby part is great. Babies are so cute! Especially your own. Nothing is cuter than your own baby. I can’t wait to meet my little dude and be all smitten with him and shit. But being pregnant is not for me and I fully admit to this without shame and/or guilt. The whole “Stork” thing sounds really great lately and that is a story I can get behind.

Since I love lists, here is a list of things I do not enjoy about being pregnant.

  • Getting fat.

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  • When people are like “Oh you’re pregnant?”

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Yeah I’m fuckin pregnant I’m not just fat but thanks for NOT making me feel like I maybe looked thinner a few months ago.
  • Not Sleeping. 

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  • Peeing 348758763486 times a day. 

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(No I haven’t peed my pants but you get the idea).
  • Eating when I’m not even hungry because I don’t want to call it a missed opportunity. 

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(This doesn’t sound like something someone would hate but after a while it just doesn’t feel good anymore. Example: I ate Chipotle for dinner tonight and got home and ate a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch because it was there/I bought it earlier).
  • Pregnancy Brain.

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(That’s me^).

This is all I could come up with for now and I’ll be sure to alert you all to new discoveries as they occur. I know you’ll all be at the edge of your seat waiting. I’ll just leave you with this last image of me so you don’t think I am a total pregnancy-scrooge:

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Greg is so lucky to have such a famous, beautiful, happy, woman by his side isn’t he?

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