Fathers Day

Happy Fathers Day to my Unmarried Domestic Parter, my favorite human around. If you haven't met Greg yet, you are really missing out. I feel lucky every day (not all day every day because that would be weird and just unrealistic since he is very disgusting) that I get to co-parent with this guy. I [...]

Two Lists, One Bitch (Vol. 2)

I have not participated in my own late-night show/blog segment for a while now, and I gotta admit I regret it. I'm always making lists. I know I'm not the only one who makes a list and adds something that I've already completed so I can have the satisfaction of crossing it out. But lists [...]

A Sunday Kind of Love

Sundays are just the best, amiright? The best radio (thinking of you, Mix 104.1 Sunday Acoustic Sunrise), the best newspaper (that I haven't actually read yet today), and the best company (my fam). We started the day with a birthday party at a playground, which was perfect because Mads ran around for literally three hours. Did [...]

Melatonin: The Pink Elephant

Fuckin' sleep man. Is there anything better than sleep? If you say spending time playing stupid games with your kids, then you're lying. I do not love playing stupid kid games, but it comes with the parenting gig. I will oblige when necessary, though I would much rather take Maddy to a playground and let her [...]