Funny Shit Maddy Says

If you've never met Maddy, you should really figure out a way to hang out with her. Her schedule is jam-packed with camp, track, and Shopkins, but I bet you can work something out. When she's not rolling her eyes at me, she really is riot. Sometimes I post our funny conversations on Facebook, and [...]

Two Lists, One Bitch (Vol. 3)

  5 Things that Really Grind My Gears People thinking Beyonce actually wrote her album "Lemonade" about her father cheating on her mother. Guys, no. Jay cheated on her and that obviously has been proven fact recently and I honestly couldn't be happier. JAY CHEATED ON BEY AND SHE DIDN'T WRITE AN ENTIRE FUCKING ALBUM [...]

Mom Guilt

I've wanted to write a post about mom guilt for a while now, but I'm met with hesitation every time I sit down and try to write something meaningful on the subject. The thing is, I have an overwhelming amount of mom guilt, but a dry well of solutions on how to overcome it. I [...]

Happy Birthday Maddy!

What would a mom blog be without a birthday post for her kids? Maddy turned seven today and I still can't believe it. I can't get over the fact that I've somehow kept a person alive for seven whole years, but it happened! I know all parents say this about their kid, but Maddy is [...]